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Construire une identité qui s’épanouit sans dépendre de la pornographie
Créer des relations équilibrées améliore la qualité de vie
Les relations réelles renforcent l’épanouissement sexuel et remplacent les attentes irréalistes des contenus en ligne
Adopter une approche éthique de la sexualité
Privilégier une approche éthique de la sexualité aide à construire des relations solides et respectueuses L’arrêt de la pornographie représente un défi complexe qui nécessite de la conscience, des stratégies et un accompagnement. En identifiant les causes profondes et en s’engageant dans un processus structuré, il est possible de se réapproprier sa vie et de découvrir une sexualité plus épanouie. De nombreuses stratégies existent pour surmonter cette dépendance , à définir avec la société chaste-t.com .
Cultiver des pratiques bénéfiques et respectueuses de soi
Se consacrer à des pratiques apaisantes, telles que la méditation ou le yoga, aide à réguler les émotions et à contrôler les envies excessives
Analyser les différentes ressources d’assistance
Prendre contact avec un professionnel en santé mentale
Consulter un thérapeute expérimenté dans les dépendances comportementales, comme un psychologue utilisant la TCC, permet de cerner les facteurs sous-jacents et d’obtenir un accompagnement personnalisé.
S’intégrer dans des groupes d’entraide
Les groupes de soutien offrent un lieu d’échange où les participants peuvent partager leurs vécus, découvrir des stratégies éprouvées et recevoir du soutien pendant leur rétablissement.
Recourir aux outils numériques et applications pour surveiller les avancées
Certaines applications numériques et outils en ligne aident à suivre les progrès, à envoyer des rappels motivants et à renforcer les comportements sains pour diminuer l’exposition à la pornographie.
Mettre en œuvre un plan d’action clair pour s’éloigner de l’addiction
Mettre en place un environnement favorable au bien-être
La restriction d’accès aux contenus pornographiques via des extensions ou des applications de contrôle parental est une première étape. Aménager son environnement pour se concentrer sur des activités productives peut également diminuer les envies excessives.
Mettre en place des solutions pour contrôler les tentations
Pour éviter les comportements impulsifs, il faut repérer les facteurs déclencheurs. La TCC, la substitution par des loisirs sains et le soutien d’autrui sont des techniques utiles.
Définir des buts précis et atteignables
Réduire la consommation de porno nécessite des objectifs mesurables, comme diminuer progressivement le temps d’exposition. Le sevrage doit inclure une prise de conscience des raisons derrière cette dépendance et des gains à long terme.
Mieux comprendre l’attirance excessive pour le contenu pornographique
Détecter les manifestations d’une addiction
Une utilisation excessive et incontrôlée de contenu pornographique peut créer un isolement social et nuire aux performances professionnelles.
Identifier les impacts de la pornographie sur les habitudes de tous les jours
L’addiction peut modifier les dynamiques des relations sexuelles, nuire à la confiance personnelle et entraver la création de liens affectifs profonds. L’utilisation excessive de contenus pornographiques peut favoriser une dépendance émotionnelle étroitement liée à ces images
Évaluer les ressorts psychologiques à l’origine des comportements
Une surproduction de dopamine, déclenchée par la pornographie, renforce les circuits addictifs et contribue à des dynamiques psychologiques négatives comme la culpabilité ou le manque de contrôle.
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Retranscription des paroles de la vidéo: This video is sponsored by Nord VPN. Just like every other video on this website. I love it when a movie is created for the sole purpose of beating its audience over the head with an overbearing moral message, only to then turn out to be so incompetent and ridiculous that what you’re left with can only be described as so bad it’s brilliant. This is nothing new, of course. From ‘Boys Beware’, which portrayed homosexuals as child molesting predators. “What Jimmy didn’t know was that Ralph was sick. A sickness that was not visible like smallpox but no less dangerous and contagious: a sickness of the mind. You see, Ralph was a homosexual: a person who demands an intimate relationship with members of their own sex.” ‘Reefer Madness’, which demonized marijuana use. “MARIJUANA! The burning weed with it’s roots in hell!” To those comics and films in the 80s that made Dungeons & Dragons out to be either a corrupting influence or a satanic recruitment tool. “Robbie!” “Perdue! What are you doing?” “Going to join the Great Hall.” “You can’t, it’s a trap!” “I have spells.” And more recently, ‘Swiped’. “Girls, you have the power. Don’t give that up.” “It’s like 5th wave feminism.” “I like it.” I recently discovered another one of these, and it’s just as bad. I’d like to thank Internet Historian for pointing this one out to me. If you don’t know who that is, what are you doing with your life?! I even did a cameo in one of his recent videos so if nothing else, go give that a watch. Anyway this one’s called ‘Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life.’ it isn’t, as the name implies, an OC about a man who gets seduced by an internet router. What it IS is a moral panic inducing propaganda film courtesy of American whingeathon channel, Lifetime. And it’s about a teenage boy who gets addicted to… how do I say this in an ad friendly way? How about… “doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel”? in this “In this shocking footage taken by researchers, a seal forces itself on a helpless King Penguin.” Hmm, “the visual representation of the exchange of bodily fluids”? I can’t “I can’t say ‘ookie mouth’ and have Kenny spit down my throat at the same time, it’s impossible!” “Practice makes perfect, bubie.” Ummm… “media which is designed to entertain using copious amounts of nudity and some questionable writing”? “Oh f-k it!” He gets addicted to p-nography, so much so that it completely ruins his life validating, the fears of the hand-wringing middle-aged housewives who eat this s-t up while assuming their little angels are doing smack because they got an a-minus on a test. Combine this melodramatic attitude with a laughable script and awful acting and you’d better believe it’s as poorly made, out of touch and unintentionally hilarious as it sounds. So grab your popcorn and your dildos, and let’s penetrate this hot sticky mess. It opens with our protagonist Justin stumbling into his school, looking rather worse for wear and trying to drown himself in th swimming pool. Like a Sim controlled by a sadistic player. In true Sim fashion, just three months earlier his life is seemingly perfect. As he wins a swimming competition, cheered on by his friends and family, makes out with his hot girlfriend Amy and finds out he made the all-state swimming team. Because of this, some cool senior kids take a liking to him, while he takes a liking to this guy’s girlfriend Monica. And she to him, apparently. Doesn’t he have a girlfriend? Amy? You know the one he was just making out with?” “Yeah, oughta be a law against MONICA!” A law against a… person? When he gets home, his friend sends him a link to Monica’s page – that’s literally what it’s called (the writers must have really strained themselves for that one) – where she uploads low-res pictures and videos of herself doing vaguely sexual things like… just…sitting there. Totally hot. Maybe if he’s lucky, she’ll show her ankles. And given the context the fact that his friend keeps referring to him as stroke man is really disconcerting. It’s either an instruction, or the name of the useless superhero. He almost gets caught by his dad, having left the door open. You’d think he’d learn his lesson, but later on, he almost gets caught by his mom, because he left the door wide f-king open while looking at barely legal teens. There’s having a danger wank, and then there’s being an idiot. He gets invited to a party that Monica will be at so he brings his girlfriend along, which is probably the worst thing to do if he’s trying to ride the school bike. In the basement, the cool kids are sat around watching porn together” Yeah, who does that?… Monica’s into it though. Obviously. “I don’t get the whole porn thing. I mean the way they do it, it’s so mechanical. Animal Channel shows better relationships.” “But this husband has come home to find his wife with another penguin.” “He flips out. His strategy is simple: batter the homewrecker until he flees.” “Ah, didn’t know you’re into watching animals do it!” You see, she’s a good sensible Christian girl who according to this movie should be a model for all women, so she wants to take things slow and wait for the right time to have sex so that when they do, it will be magical. Bitch, we all know that the only magic that will be happening is when he reaches 30 without getting his weenie wet, which he will at this rate. He pretends to be into it but when his friend sends him a link to more seedy stuff, he goes on a p-n watching binge, and his mom catches him properly this time, because he left the door open, AGAIN! That’s not just stupid. That’s plot convenient levels of stupid! From the way she reacts, you’d think he’d been looking at snuff p-n or Belle Delphine, not a pair of censored boobies. Because she rushes upstairs to tell his dad, but he’s like “eh, it’s fine.” He fulfills a trope common to these Lifetime movies: the naive bumbling father with a laissez-faire attitude who serves as a counterpoint to the highly strong paranoid and invasive mother who preaches the central message of the film. He’s going to be proven wrong, you see. After getting caught, Justin goes right back to it, continuing his downward spiral. Thing is, the film doesn’t make much effort to explain why p-n is bad in-and-of-itself, and when it does it misses the point entirely. It’s just assumed that p-n is a bad thing, and the effects we witness are because it’s bad. Like when he starts sexualizing every girl around him. I mean. come on! Like he wouldn’t have done that without the porn! Most teenage boys would f-k a banister if its curves were proportional! And when his swimming performance starts to suffer, the p-n is implicated, and it’s only incidentally linked to his staying up all night drinking energy drinks to watch it, which could be said about any addiction. And to be honest I’d be much more worried about that impending diabetes. What’s he even doing while he’s watching it? Despite his voracious consumption, there isn’t a single reference to masturbation anywhere in the film, which is the entire point of it, surely? Maybe they thought that would be a bit much for their prudish audience. Or the law, in fairness. And I know that all the stuff on display is really tame, but you’re telling me that he doesn’t get his rocks off to all this fine totty even once? I’m calling bulls-t! In other news, his mum learns how to check someone’s internet history and that it’s possible to delete it. Hardly the best way to cover your tracks. Fortunately we now have access to far more effective methods of hiding our online activities Like Incognito Mode, or – even better – VPNs. AD TIME. Online security has never been more important and with governments criminals and Internet service providers all trying to spy on your online activities and steal your sensitive information you really should be using a virtual private network like NordVPN. When connected to a VPN, your Internet traffic is protected behind military-grade encryption, so that even if someone does manage to intercept it, it will look something like this. So you won’t have to worry about anyone seeing what sick s-t you get off to. Nord VPN has thousands of servers in over 60 countries that are fast and easy to connect, to allowing you to change your location on the fly. “Look, boy! Now I’m in Australia. Now I’m in America. Australia! America!” “I get it, Dad!” “America! Australia! America!” Its especially useful for when you’re on public Wi-Fi, which you really shouldn’t be using without a VPN, because it really is like watching with your door open. As well as keeping you safe, a VPN also comes in handy for… other things. That amazing show you want to watch isn’t available in your region? BOOM! NordVPN! What’s that, European Union? Y-you want to ban my memes? BOOM! NordVPN! Oh, my green and pleasant land! You want me to buy a license for my porn? BOOM! NordVPN! Go to NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews to get 75% off a three-year plan. That’s $2.99 a month, and you can use it on six devices simultaneously. That’s a f-king steal! And if you use the code CYNICALREVIEWS, you’ll get an extra month for free and you’ll also be helping to support my channel. So do it! You perverts! Get NordVPN and protect yourself online today! Speaking of perverts, back to the film! Under pressure from Justin’s mom, his dad goes to talk to him about his p-n watching. The conversation is incredibly awkward, but he tries to emphasize that relationships are about more than getting physical. They are aware that he has a girlfriend, right? Who’s very much into the non-physical side of things? They haven’t mentioned it so maybe they don’t know about her. But why would he be hiding it from them? He has no reason to. None of this makes sense. But they both agree that there’s nothing to worry about. Except that he then goes back to it, having finally learned how to shut the door. Still a better character arc than anything in The Last Jedi… His obsession deepens to the point where he’s even looking at softcore stuff during swimming practice and then emailing it to himself using his girlfriend’s PDA. Remember those? Of course you don’t. He even takes a quick p-n break while writing an essay. Makes sense. I took one about a page ago. His brother bursts in because locking the door is still beyond him. The brother threatens to tell their mom, so Justin agrees to show him what he was looking at, which apparently traumatizes him! “Alex, what’s going on?” “He’s all pumped up, he just defeated the drug dealer Grand Theft Auto.” “Nice.” Wait, so the mom is not okay with her older son looking at some barely titillating tatas, but is basically fine with her youngest son playing a mature rated game where you can have virtual sex with prostitutes and then murder them? I don’t, I don’t- I… WHAT?! This film was released during the Jack Thompson era when controversy surrounding the GTA series was at its peak. How could they not have picked up on this? “Hey have you and Monica done anything?” “No no be a little too weird with Thuli but you…” What did he say? His friend is again encouraging him to pursue Monica and neither of them mentions Amy at all. I’m starting to think the writers forgot she existed as well. Then Justin shows his friend a really tame bondage website, but his friend is like:”Nah, what the f-k bro, that’s too much!” What is he saying?! “I don’t care, bro. That stuff’s way too twisted!” But encouraging him to cheat on his girlfriend was… fine? As if the film wasn’t weird enough already, he sees his mom swimming and starts fantasizing about swimming with her. “This is a nice surprise. Wanna join me?” “No I just… umm…gotta finish homework in study hall, so just came down to see if you were still working out.” I think I know where this is going… During a swimming contest, he’s once again emailing sexy pictures to himself using Amy’s PDA. It says he’s just sending them from the desktop, so surely she’d easily be able to find out just by looking. But she doesn’t! Distracted by the p-n, he finishes third in the race and his mom is so disappointed in him that she acts like he took a literal s-t in the pool. It turns out that his mom is pushing him so hard to be a great swimmer because they can’t afford to pay for college and she has no faith in his chances of getting in without swimming scholarship. Although judging by his spelling throughout the movie, I can’t say I blame her that much. Later that evening, he goes for a sneaky dip, and imagines a bunch of sexy ladies swimming with him. Quite literally a wet dream. Meanwhile his brother is looking at p-n on his PC, emailing some to himself, and then he steals one of the CDs Justin has burned full of images. Why does he steal it? If he has his own computer to play it on, why not just use that computer to go booby cruising? Very quickly, his mum finds the CD on which he’s written Virgin Vaginas! What a complete dumbass! Everyone knows you name it something like “Homework”. And I’m sorry, but no kid, no matter how young or stupid, would attempt to hide p-n in his top drawer! That CD should have had ‘plot contrivance’ written on it. They confront Justin when he gets home and he blames the guys at school saying they sent him the p-n as a joke. But then why wouldn’t he just delete it? Why would he burn it onto a CD? And he claims not to know which guys sent it to him, but his parents believed him because they’re idiots. With the little brother’s help, his mum sets up parental controls on his computer. But then he tells her that they know how to get around the software. Why would he tell her that?! And why would he wait until she’s finished installing it to tell her that?! So not only is he a snitch, he’s a f-king terrible one. And hold up a second! They’re saying that Justin is tech savvy enough to get around parental controls, but not enough to set a password to keep his little brother off his computer. Have these writers ever used anything more powerful than a calculator! To get around this problem, mum decides to take the power cable with her when she leaves the house. So Justin has to use an internet cafe to chat with Monica, asking when they can get “togather”. Well, thank f-k he’s not trying to get an English scholarship. Genius here gets a call from Amy who he’s been ignoring. He blows her off again to watch Monica on webcam. I’ve seen more explicit material at Bible Camp. Oh come on! At least pretend to be an actor! He lies to his parents so he can go and meet Monica at a bar, and they have this awkward date where she’s very forward about sexualizing him. “I bet you look incredibly hot in one of those tiny bathing suits!” And then mere minutes after meeting him, she moves to sit next to him and puts his hand on her boob! And then invites him back to her place because “her parents aren’t home.” Can you imagine if the genders were reversed? She’s a senior and he’s a sophomore. This is not okay! “Hey Justin, what’s up?” What was the point of that?! In the boys locker room, his friends call him a freak because of his blood watching habits and say they’re still getting spam from his website visits. This is kind of their fault though for getting him in to p-n in the first place and for watching play together at a party that was weird as f-k. And for encouraging him to cheat on his girlfriend with this guy’s girlfriend who has a sexy website. But no: he’s the freak! At the same time, for validation in her anti-erotica crusade, the mum listens to her friend’s story about how her husband’s prediction destroyed their marriage. And even though she says “this isn’t meant to scare you”, that’s exactly what this scene is meant to do: terrify the paranoid busybodies who watch this s-t. Amy’s getting annoyed that Justin’s ignoring her so he goes around to her place. They start making out then he tries to take her clothes off but because she’s a good wholesome Christian girl she says no. He gets frustrated, they have an argument and he storms off. And he tried to get hot and heavy with her with the door open?! What an absolute Chad! “WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE SAYING?!” She checks her PDA – finally – and sees all the sick stuff Justin’s been looking up. Like… whatever that’s supposed to be. Apparently THIS is the final straw, not the bit where he tried to pressure her into putting out and then threatened to leave her. Nope! A blurry JPEG is what does it! At least it wasn’t a gif. While they’re out shopping for weed, Justin’s mom finds out that his brother has been emailing p-n to his friend so she confronts Justin about him, insisting that he’s addicted to p-nography, despite having no evidence that he’s looked at it since she removed his computer and then decided to shut off all internet access at their house, because clearly none of them could have any other use for the Internet apart from going on a vagina safari. Forced to rely on the library computers, he inserts a USB which somehow allows him to look at p-n. So we’re supposed to believe that he’s an uber l33t hacker who can get around the library’s firewall but he doesn’t think to delete his internet history? F-k off, movie! Monica takes a break from her thottery to do some studying, so he switches to looking at her website. That’s not creepy. At all. But he gets caught, his parents get told what he was looking at, and he gets suspended from the swimming team. Right, but if the school could see what he was looking at, Do you not think this is a conversation you should be having with him at home? Or at least, in the car? Not in the middle of his school! After they grill him at home, he insists that he can go cold turkey. But that same night, he steals his mum’s credit card to buy Internet access and then pay for the good stuff. How was he able to go online to buy more internet if the internet had already been cut off? And I know these parents are window- licking Luddites, but surely they’ve heard of passwords? F-king change them! The resulting booby binge gets him a bit excited, so he goes around Monica’s house after school. “Wow, this is nice!” “Don’t sound so surprised. I might get the wrong impression.” “What do you mean?” “That you think I’m a cheap slut from a low-rent family.” Less than a minute after she says that, she takes him upstairs to have sex. In her parents room. With her grandparents pictures watching. Kinky. “You know, I’m not like little sweet what’s her name.” In case you hadn’t noticed by now, Cyber Seduction has a serious case of Madonna whore syndrome, in that the women featured are either one of the two with no middle ground, which is exactly how these scared moms think. “Hey, I’m sorry, this isn’t how I pictured it would be.” But then how did he picture it? If he was so into p-n and her being a slut, surely he should be enjoying this? And he wanted to go all the way with the prudish Amy but not with the slutty Monica who’s clearly up for it? Again this doesn’t make any sense. She gets so angry that he rejects her that she chases him out of her house and then bangs her head into the bathroom sink! This girl has more issues than the film does. Back at the Sims house, mummy finds out that he’s been buying p-n. “Justin, you’re addicted! You can’t stop!” They confront Justin, again which results in a pathetic fight with his dad then a very awkward family dinner. He wants to apologize to Amy so his mom drives him to her house. On the way, he finally admits that he has a problem. Amy says she doesn’t feel ready to spend time with him yet but as soon as he says he wants to go to church with her she changes her tune very quickly. “Oh, that’s pretty radical!” “I need to get radical.” “Here we go, come on! Ready? “VIRGINITY IS COOL!” Monica – whose head injury has moved now – tells her boyfriend and his friends that Justin attacked her, so as he’s walking home they ambush and beat the s-t out of him. He stumbles into the swimming pool where the movie started and then he tries to drown himself by lying face down in it, which is a really stupid way to off yourself. But he has visions of his prior swimming success and how proud everyone was of him and he snaps out of it. Ironically enough, the baptism born-again metaphor here is as subtle as the writing in your average porno. And the movie just ends there, with a whole lot of burning questions unresolved. Do all his friends now hate him for the rest of his time at school? Does he ever get back together with Amy? Does he ever go to church? Does Monica’s site ever get found by the parents or teachers? Does she ever get punished for what she did? Does Justin become a wizard? You can’t leave us like this! This script is like a ruined orgasm! And then we get a PSA about p-n addiction and keeping track of what your kids are doing online. Which is all they really needed to say, because the entire hour and a half preceding it is the cinematic and moral equivalent of a belly flop. As well as sabotaging its own credibility through its melodramatic and incompetent presentation, Cyber Seduction doesn’t bother to justify its thinking that p-noography is a social disease, instead choosing to demonize it and its consumers, blaming all of Justin’s ills on that one factor alone. Never mind that he’s a normal hormonal teenager whose girlfriend endorses the whole ‘our first time must be magical’ bollocks, whose dickhead friends peer pressure him into looking up the p-n in the first place, who’s older crush manipulates and by some definitions even molest him, whose family doesn’t respect his privacy, whose father is useless at educating him, and whose mother is overbearing, invasive, and unreasonable, pressuring him to succeed but giving him the cold shoulder when he struggles. F-k all that, it’s the low-res boobies that will ruin your academic life, lose you your friends and girlfriend, and drive you to suicide. And God help you if you discover hentai! Cyber Seduction serves as a textbook example of how not to make your point, and has earned its place among the pantheon of films that deserve to be remembered for all the wrong reasons. So get some mates round, put it on, and have yourselves a good laugh. Then go watch some p-n together. Just because you can. “YOU’RE A DICK!” Lot’s of shoutouts this time, so bear with me. Thanks to internet Historian for recommending this film, Voxis Productions for his help with the script and research, Sketchadoodle for these great new character stills and to GamePlayMetal for his help with the audio. Go check all these guys out. Links are down below. I’d also like to say thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring this video. Do consider investing in it. It’s a good product and you’ll also be helping out my channel. Not forgetting of course all of my lovely patrons. If you like my stuff, do consider becoming a patron yourself. And finally, to all of you, my dear viewers. Thank you for watching. .
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0.08 This video is sponsored by Nord VPN.
Just like every other video on this website.
0.08 I love it when a movie is created for
the sole purpose of beating its audience
0.08 over the head with an overbearing moral
message, only to then turn out to be so
0.08 incompetent and ridiculous that what
you&;re left with can only be described
0.08 as so bad it&;s brilliant. This is nothing
new, of course. From &;Boys Beware&;, which
0.08 portrayed homosexuals as child molesting
predators. "What Jimmy didn&;t know was
0.08 that Ralph was sick. A sickness that
was not visible like smallpox but no
0.08 less dangerous and contagious: a sickness
of the mind. You see, Ralph was a
0.08 homosexual: a person who demands an
intimate relationship with members of
0.08 their own sex." &;Reefer Madness&;, which
demonized marijuana use. "MARIJUANA! The burning weed with it&;s roots in hell!"
0.08 To those comics and films in the 80s that made
Dungeons & Dragons out to be either a
0.08 corrupting influence or a satanic
recruitment tool. "Robbie!"
0.08 "Perdue! What are you doing?"
0.08 "Going to join the Great Hall." "You can&;t,
it&;s a trap!"
0.08 "I have spells." And more recently, &;Swiped&;.
"Girls, you have the power. Don&;t give that
0.08 up." "It&;s like 5th wave feminism." "I like it."
0.08 I recently discovered another one of these,
and it&;s just as bad. I&;d like to thank
0.08 Internet Historian for pointing this one
out to me. If you don&;t know who that is,
0.08 what are you doing with your life?! I even
did a cameo in one of his recent videos
0.08 so if nothing else, go give that a watch.
Anyway this one&;s called &;Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life.&;
0.08 it isn&;t, as the name implies, an OC about
0.08 a man who gets seduced by an internet
router. What it IS is a moral panic
0.08 inducing propaganda film courtesy of
American whingeathon channel, Lifetime.
0.08 And it&;s about a teenage boy who gets
addicted to… how do I say this in an ad
0.08 friendly way? How about… "doing it like
they do on the Discovery Channel"? in this
0.08 "In this shocking footage taken by researchers, a
seal forces itself on a helpless King Penguin."
0.08 Hmm, "the visual representation of
the exchange of bodily fluids"? I can&;t
0.08 "I can&;t say &;ookie mouth&; and have Kenny spit
down my throat at the same time, it&;s impossible!"
"Practice makes perfect, bubie."
0.08 Ummm… "media which is designed to entertain using copious amounts of nudity and some questionable writing"?
0.08 "Oh f-k it!" He gets addicted to
p-nography, so much so that it
0.08 completely ruins his life validating, the
fears of the hand-wringing middle-aged
0.08 housewives who eat this s-t up while
assuming their little angels are doing
0.08 smack because they got an a-minus on a
test.
0.08 Combine this melodramatic attitude with
a laughable script and awful acting and
0.08 you&;d better believe it&;s as poorly made,
out of touch and unintentionally
0.08 hilarious as it sounds. So grab your
popcorn and your dildos, and let&;s
0.08 penetrate this hot sticky mess. It opens
with our protagonist Justin stumbling
0.08 into his school, looking rather worse for
wear and trying to drown himself in th
0.08 swimming pool. Like a Sim controlled by a
sadistic player. In true Sim fashion, just
0.08 three months earlier his life is
seemingly perfect. As he wins a swimming
0.08 competition, cheered on by his friends
and family, makes out with his hot
0.08 girlfriend Amy and finds out he made the
all-state swimming team. Because of this,
0.08 some cool senior kids take a liking to
him, while he takes a liking to this
0.08 guy&;s girlfriend Monica. And she to him,
apparently. Doesn&;t he have a girlfriend?
0.08 Amy? You know the one he was just making
out with?"
0.08 "Yeah, oughta be a law against MONICA!"
0.08 A law against a… person? When he gets home,
his friend sends him a link to Monica&;s
0.08 page – that&;s literally what it&;s called
(the writers must have really strained
0.08 themselves for that one) – where she
uploads low-res pictures and videos of
0.08 herself doing vaguely sexual things like…
just…sitting there. Totally hot. Maybe if
0.08 he&;s lucky, she&;ll show her ankles. And
given the context the fact that his
0.08 friend keeps referring to him as stroke
man is really disconcerting. It&;s either
0.08 an instruction, or the name of the
useless superhero. He almost gets caught
0.08 by his dad, having left the door open.
You&;d think he&;d learn his lesson, but
0.08 later on, he almost gets caught by his
mom, because he left the door wide f-king open
0.08 while looking at barely legal teens.
There&;s having a danger wank, and then
0.08 there&;s being an idiot. He gets invited
to a party that Monica will be at so he
0.08 brings his girlfriend along, which is
probably the worst thing to do if he&;s
0.08 trying to ride the school bike. In the
basement, the cool kids are sat around
0.08 watching porn together" Yeah, who does
that?…
0.08 Monica&;s into it though. Obviously.
"I don&;t get the whole porn thing. I mean the
0.08 way they do it, it&;s so mechanical. Animal Channel
0.08 shows better relationships." "But this
husband has come home to find his wife
0.08 with another penguin."
0.08 "He flips out. His strategy is simple:
batter the homewrecker
0.08 until he flees." "Ah, didn&;t know you&;re
into watching animals do it!"
0.08 You see, she&;s a good sensible Christian girl who
according to this movie should be a
0.08 model for all women, so she wants to take
things slow and wait for the right time
0.08 to have sex so that when they do, it will
be magical. Bitch, we all know that the
0.08 only magic that will be happening is
when he reaches 30 without getting his
0.08 weenie wet, which he will at this rate. He
pretends to be into it but when his
0.08 friend sends him a link to more seedy
stuff, he goes on a p-n watching binge, and
0.08 his mom catches him properly this time,
because he left the door open, AGAIN!
0.08 That&;s not just stupid. That&;s plot
convenient levels of stupid! From the way
0.08 she reacts, you&;d think he&;d been looking
at snuff p-n or Belle Delphine, not a pair
0.08 of censored boobies. Because she rushes
upstairs to tell his dad, but he&;s like
0.08 "eh, it&;s fine." He fulfills a trope
common to these Lifetime movies:
0.08 the naive bumbling father with a laissez-faire attitude who serves as a
0.08 counterpoint to the highly strong
paranoid and invasive mother who
0.08 preaches the central message of the film.
He&;s going to be proven wrong, you see.
0.08 After getting caught, Justin goes right
back to it, continuing his downward spiral.
0.08 Thing is, the film doesn&;t make
much effort to explain why p-n is bad
0.08 in-and-of-itself, and when it does it
misses the point entirely. It&;s just
0.08 assumed that p-n is a bad thing, and
the effects we witness are because it&;s
0.08 bad. Like when he starts sexualizing
every girl around him. I mean. come on!
0.08 Like he wouldn&;t have done that without
the porn!
0.08 Most teenage boys would f-k a
banister if its curves were proportional!
0.08 And when his swimming performance starts
to suffer, the p-n is implicated, and
0.08 it&;s only incidentally linked to his
staying up all night drinking energy
0.08 drinks to watch it, which could be said
about any addiction. And to be honest I&;d
0.08 be much more worried about that
impending diabetes. What&;s he even doing
0.08 while he&;s watching it? Despite his
voracious consumption, there isn&;t a
0.08 single reference to masturbation
anywhere in the film, which is the entire
0.08 point of it, surely? Maybe they thought
that would be a bit much for their
0.08 prudish audience. Or the law, in fairness.
And I know that all the stuff on display
0.08 is really tame, but you&;re telling me
that he doesn&;t get his rocks off to all
0.08 this fine totty even once? I&;m calling
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0.08 his mum learns how to check someone&;s
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0.08 to delete it. Hardly the best way to
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Under pressure from Justin&;s mom, his dad
0.08 goes to talk to him about his p-n
watching. The conversation is incredibly
0.08 awkward, but he tries to emphasize that
relationships are about more than
0.08 getting physical. They are aware that he
has a girlfriend, right? Who&;s very much
0.08 into the non-physical side of things?
They haven&;t mentioned it so maybe they
0.08 don&;t know about her. But why would he be
hiding it from them? He has no reason to.
0.08 None of this makes sense.
But they both agree that there&;s nothing
0.08 to worry about. Except that he then goes
back to it, having finally learned how to
0.08 shut the door. Still a better character arc than
anything in The Last Jedi…
0.08 His obsession deepens to the point where
he&;s even looking at softcore stuff
0.08 during swimming practice and then
emailing it to himself using his
0.08 girlfriend&;s PDA. Remember those? Of
course you don&;t. He even takes a quick
0.08 p-n break while writing an essay. Makes sense.
I took one about a page ago. His brother
0.08 bursts in because locking the door is
still beyond him. The brother threatens
0.08 to tell their mom, so Justin agrees to
show him what he was looking at, which
0.08 apparently traumatizes him! "Alex, what&;s
going on?" "He&;s all pumped up, he just
0.08 defeated the drug dealer Grand Theft Auto."
0.08 "Nice." Wait, so the mom is not okay with
her older son looking at some barely
0.08 titillating tatas, but is basically fine
with her youngest son playing a mature
0.08 rated game where you can have virtual
sex with prostitutes and then murder
0.08 them? I don&;t, I don&;t- I… WHAT?! This film
was released during the Jack Thompson
0.08 era when controversy surrounding the GTA
series was at its peak. How could they
0.08 not have picked up on this? "Hey have you and Monica done anything?" "No no be a little too
0.08 weird with Thuli but you…" What did he say?
His friend is again encouraging him to
0.08 pursue Monica and neither of them
mentions Amy at all. I&;m starting to
0.08 think the writers forgot she existed as
well. Then Justin shows his friend a
0.08 really tame bondage website, but his
friend is like:"Nah, what the f-k bro, that&;s too much!"
0.08 What is he saying?! "I don&;t care, bro.
That stuff&;s way too twisted!" But
0.08 encouraging him to cheat on his
girlfriend was… fine? As if the film
0.08 wasn&;t weird enough already, he sees his
mom swimming and starts fantasizing
0.08 about swimming with her. "This is a nice surprise. Wanna join me?"
0.08 "No I just… umm…gotta finish homework in study hall, so just came down to see if you were still working out."
0.08 I think I know where this is going…
0.08 During a swimming contest, he&;s once
again emailing sexy pictures to himself
0.08 using Amy&;s PDA. It says he&;s just
sending them from the desktop, so surely
0.08 she&;d easily be able to find out just by
looking. But she doesn&;t! Distracted by
0.08 the p-n, he finishes third in the race
and his mom is so disappointed in him
0.08 that she acts like he took a literal
s-t in the pool. It turns out that his
0.08 mom is pushing him so hard to be a great
swimmer because they can&;t afford to pay
0.08 for college and she has no faith in his
chances of getting in without swimming
0.08 scholarship. Although judging by his
spelling throughout the movie, I can&;t
0.08 say I blame her that much.
Later that evening, he goes for a sneaky
0.08 dip, and imagines a bunch of sexy ladies
swimming with him. Quite literally a wet
0.08 dream. Meanwhile his brother is looking
at p-n on his PC, emailing some to
0.08 himself, and then he steals one of the
CDs Justin has burned full of images. Why
0.08 does he steal it? If he has his own
computer to play it on, why not just use
0.08 that computer to go booby cruising?
Very quickly, his mum finds the CD on
0.08 which he&;s written Virgin Vaginas! What a
complete dumbass!
0.08 Everyone knows you name it something
like "Homework". And I&;m sorry, but no kid,
0.08 no matter how young or stupid, would
attempt to hide p-n in his top drawer!
0.08 That CD should have had &;plot contrivance&;
written on it. They confront Justin when
0.08 he gets home and he blames the guys at
school saying they sent him the p-n as
0.08 a joke. But then why wouldn&;t he just
delete it?
0.08 Why would he burn it onto a CD? And he
claims not to know which guys sent it to
0.08 him, but his parents believed him because
they&;re idiots. With the little brother&;s
0.08 help, his mum sets up parental controls
on his computer. But then he tells her
0.08 that they know how to get around the
software. Why would he tell her that?! And
0.08 why would he wait until she&;s
finished installing it to tell her that?!
0.08 So not only is he a snitch, he&;s a
f-king terrible one. And hold up a second!
0.08 They&;re saying that Justin is tech savvy
enough to get around parental controls,
0.08 but not enough to set a password to keep
his little brother off his computer.
0.08 Have these writers ever used anything more
powerful than a calculator! To get around
0.08 this problem,
mum decides to take the power cable with
0.08 her when she leaves the house. So Justin
has to use an internet cafe to chat with
0.08 Monica, asking when they can get "togather".
Well, thank f-k he&;s not trying to get
0.08 an English scholarship. Genius here gets
a call from Amy who he&;s been ignoring.
0.08 He blows her off again to watch Monica
on webcam. I&;ve seen more explicit
0.08 material at Bible Camp.
0.08 Oh come on! At
least pretend to be an actor! He lies to
0.08 his parents so he can go and meet Monica
at a bar, and they have this awkward date
0.08 where she&;s very forward about
sexualizing him. "I bet you look incredibly
0.08 hot in one of those tiny bathing suits!"
And then mere minutes after meeting him,
0.08 she moves to sit next to him and puts
his hand on her boob! And then invites
0.08 him back to her place because "her
parents aren&;t home." Can you imagine if
0.08 the genders were reversed? She&;s a senior
and he&;s a sophomore. This is not okay!
0.08 "Hey Justin, what&;s up?"
0.08 What was the point of that?! In the boys
locker room, his friends call him a freak
0.08 because of his blood watching habits and
say they&;re still getting spam from his
0.08 website visits. This is kind of their
fault though for getting him in to p-n
0.08 in the first place and for watching
play together at a party that was weird as f-k.
0.08 And for encouraging him to cheat
on his girlfriend with this guy&;s
0.08 girlfriend who has a sexy website. But no:
he&;s the freak! At the same time, for
0.08 validation in her anti-erotica crusade,
the mum listens to her friend&;s story
0.08 about how her husband&;s prediction
destroyed their marriage. And even though
0.08 she says "this isn&;t meant to scare you",
that&;s exactly what this scene is meant
0.08 to do: terrify the paranoid busybodies
who watch this s-t. Amy&;s getting
0.08 annoyed that Justin&;s ignoring her so he
goes around to her place. They start
0.08 making out then he tries to take her
clothes off but because she&;s a good
0.08 wholesome Christian girl she says no. He
gets frustrated, they have an argument
0.08 and he storms off. And he tried to get
hot and heavy with her with the door
0.08 open?! What an absolute Chad!
0.08 "WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE SAYING?!"
She checks her PDA – finally – and sees all the sick
0.08 stuff Justin&;s been looking up. Like…
whatever that&;s supposed to be.
0.08 Apparently THIS is the final straw, not
the bit where he tried to pressure her
0.08 into putting out and then threatened to
leave her. Nope! A blurry JPEG is what
0.08 does it! At least it wasn&;t a gif. While they&;re out shopping for weed,
0.08 Justin&;s mom finds out that his brother
has been emailing p-n to his friend so
0.08 she confronts Justin about him, insisting
that he&;s addicted to p-nography, despite
0.08 having no evidence that he&;s looked at
it since she removed his computer and
0.08 then decided to shut off all internet
access at their house, because clearly
0.08 none of them could have any other use
for the Internet apart from going on a
0.08 vagina safari. Forced to rely on the
library computers, he inserts a USB which
0.08 somehow allows him to look at p-n. So
we&;re supposed to believe that he&;s an
0.08 uber l33t hacker who can get around the
library&;s firewall but he doesn&;t think
0.08 to delete his internet history?
F-k off, movie! Monica takes a break
0.08 from her thottery to do some studying,
so he switches to looking at her website.
0.08 That&;s not creepy. At all.
But he gets caught, his parents get told
0.08 what he was looking at, and he gets
suspended from the swimming team.
0.08 Right, but if the school could see what he was
looking at,
0.08 Do you not think this is a conversation you
should be having with him at home? Or at
0.08 least, in the car? Not in the middle of
his school! After they grill him at home,
0.08 he insists that he can go cold turkey.
But that same night, he steals his mum&;s
0.08 credit card to buy Internet access and
then pay for the good stuff. How was he
0.08 able to go online to buy more internet
if the internet had already been cut off?
0.08 And I know these parents are window- licking Luddites,
but surely they&;ve
0.08 heard of passwords? F-king change them! The
resulting booby binge gets him a bit
0.08 excited, so he goes around Monica&;s house
after school. "Wow, this is nice!" "Don&;t
0.08 sound so surprised. I might get the
wrong impression."
0.08 "What do you mean?" "That you think I&;m a
cheap slut from a low-rent family."
0.08 Less than a minute after she says that, she
takes him upstairs to have sex. In her
0.08 parents room. With her grandparents
pictures watching. Kinky.
0.08 "You know, I&;m not like little sweet what&;s her name." In case you hadn&;t noticed by now, Cyber Seduction
0.08 has a serious case of Madonna whore
syndrome, in that the women featured are
0.08 either one of the two with no middle
ground, which is exactly how these scared
0.08 moms think. "Hey, I&;m sorry, this isn&;t how
I pictured it would be." But then how did
0.08 he picture it? If he was so into p-n
and her being a slut, surely he should
0.08 be enjoying this? And he wanted to go all
the way with the prudish Amy but not
0.08 with the slutty Monica who&;s clearly up
for it? Again this doesn&;t make any sense.
0.08 She gets so angry that he rejects her
that she chases him out of her house and
0.08 then bangs her head into the bathroom
sink! This girl has more issues than the
0.08 film does. Back at the Sims house, mummy
finds out that he&;s been buying p-n.
0.08 "Justin, you&;re addicted! You can&;t stop!" They
confront Justin, again which results in a
0.08 pathetic fight with his dad then a very
awkward family dinner. He wants to
0.08 apologize to Amy so his mom drives him
to her house.
0.08 On the way, he finally admits that he has
a problem. Amy says she doesn&;t feel
0.08 ready to spend time with him yet
but as soon as he says he wants to go to
0.08 church with her she changes her tune
very quickly. "Oh, that&;s pretty radical!"
0.08 "I need to get radical."
0.08 "Here we go, come on! Ready?
0.08 "VIRGINITY IS COOL!"
0.08 Monica – whose head injury has moved now –
tells her boyfriend and his friends that
0.08 Justin attacked her, so as he&;s walking
home they ambush and beat the s-t out
0.08 of him. He stumbles into the swimming
pool where the movie started and then he
0.08 tries to drown himself by lying face
down in it, which is a really stupid way
0.08 to off yourself. But he has visions of
his prior swimming success and how proud
0.08 everyone was of him and he snaps out of
it. Ironically enough, the baptism
0.08 born-again metaphor here is as subtle as
the writing in your average porno.
0.08 And the movie just ends there, with a whole
lot of burning questions unresolved.
0.08 Do all his friends now hate him for the
rest of his time at school? Does he ever
0.08 get back together with Amy? Does he ever
go to church? Does Monica&;s site ever get
0.08 found by the parents or teachers? Does
she ever get punished for what she did?
0.08 Does Justin become a wizard? You can&;t
leave us like this! This script is like a
0.08 ruined orgasm! And then we get a PSA
about p-n addiction and keeping track of
0.08 what your kids are doing online. Which is
all they really needed to say, because
0.08 the entire hour and a half preceding it
is the cinematic and moral equivalent of
0.08 a belly flop. As well as sabotaging its
own credibility through its melodramatic
0.08 and incompetent presentation, Cyber
Seduction doesn&;t bother to justify its
0.08 thinking that p-noography is a social
disease, instead choosing to demonize it
0.08 and its consumers, blaming all of
Justin&;s ills on that one factor alone.
0.08 Never mind that he&;s a normal hormonal
teenager whose girlfriend endorses the
0.08 whole &;our first time must be magical&;
bollocks, whose dickhead friends peer
0.08 pressure him into looking up the p-n in
the first place, who&;s older crush
0.08 manipulates and by some definitions even
molest him, whose family doesn&;t respect
0.08 his privacy, whose father is useless at
educating him, and whose mother is
0.08 overbearing, invasive, and unreasonable,
pressuring him to succeed but giving him
0.08 the cold shoulder when he struggles. F-k all
that, it&;s the low-res boobies that will
0.08 ruin your academic life, lose you your friends and
0.08 girlfriend, and drive you to suicide. And
God help you if you discover hentai!
0.08 Cyber Seduction serves as a textbook
example of how not to make your point,
0.08 and has earned its place among the
pantheon of films that deserve to be
0.08 remembered for all the wrong reasons.
So get some mates round, put it on, and
0.08 have yourselves a good laugh. Then go
watch some p-n together. Just because you can.
0.08 "YOU&;RE A DICK!"
0.08 Lot&;s of shoutouts this time, so bear with me. Thanks to internet Historian for recommending this film,
0.08 Voxis Productions for his help with the script and
research, Sketchadoodle for these great
0.08 new character stills and to GamePlayMetal for his help with the audio.
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