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Déterminer une approche pour interrompre cette pratique
Présenter des stratégies pour prévenir les rechutes
- Désactiver les accès aux contenus pornographiques : Utilisez des outils de contrôle parental ou des bloqueurs de sites.
- Mettre en place un emploi du temps clair : Remplissez chaque moment de votre journée avec des activités productives.
Accentuer l’importance de la solidarité sociale
- Voir un sexologue : Les conseils d’un spécialiste peuvent être précieux pour avancer.notamment ce spécialiste de la chasteté.
- Rejoindre des groupes de soutien : Partager ses objectifs avec d’autres aide à rester motivé.
Fournir des méthodes éprouvées pour limiter cette pratique
- Fixer des objectifs clairs : Adoptez des stratégies progressives ou le mouvement « nofap » pour une abstinence totale.
- Se fixer des objectifs précis : Engagez-vous dans des stratégies progressives ou suivez le mouvement « nofap » pour une abstinence totale.
- Remplacer par d’autres pratiques : Découvrez de nouveaux loisirs ou engagez-vous dans une activité physique.
Chercher à comprendre les origines de l’élargissement de cette pratique
Analyser les effets comportementaux de l’exposition à la pornographie
La pornographie est un facteur influent. Elle accentue souvent l’envie de se masturber et peut brouiller la perception de la sexualité.
Évaluer les effets combinés de la solitude et du désir
L’isolement et le manque de satisfaction dans une relation ou dans la vie personnelle peuvent aussi être des déclencheurs de cette pratique.
Analyser les éléments psychologiques et émotionnels
Le stress, l’anxiété et l’insatisfaction dans d’autres aspects de la vie peuvent favoriser cette pratique habituelle.
Démystifier la dépendance à la masturbation pour mieux la combattre
Établir une définition précise de la masturbation et de ses pratiques
Pratique sexuelle commune, la masturbation est reconnue pour ses effets positifs, notamment sur le stress et la conscience corporelle. Mais en cas d’excès, elle peut s’avérer problématique.
Repérer les indicateurs d’une dépendance
Lorsque la masturbation devient instinctive, elle est souvent marquée par une fréquence élevée et un contrôle insuffisant, ce qui peut perturber les relations amoureuses et affectives.
Rechercher les effets de ces changements sur la santé mentale et physique
La consommation habituelle de pornographie, couplée à l’addiction à la masturbation, crée une stimulation continue du système dopaminergique, pouvant engendrer des troubles comme l’éjaculation précoce, une fatigue générale ou une insatisfaction sexuelle.
Examiner les bénéfices d’une abstinence réussie
Décrire les progrès réalisés en matière de santé mentale
Abandonner cette habitude favorise souvent une plus grande énergie, une meilleure humeur et une concentration accrue.
Démontrer les étapes nécessaires pour un bonheur durable
Réduire la dépendance ouvre la porte à des avantages durables dans la vie quotidienne, professionnelle et sociale.
Souligner les progrès dans la qualité des interactions sociales
Les échanges avec un conjoint s’améliorent, favorisant une plus grande complicité émotionnelle et physique.
Masturbation et rapports intimes : relever le défi du changement
La masturbation, considérée par beaucoup comme un moyen sain d’explorer leur sexualité, peut néanmoins poser problème lorsqu’elle devient une habitude compulsive. Ce défi touche hommes et femmes, interférant alors avec des aspects essentiels de la vie, comme la stabilité mentale, la performance professionnelle et les interactions sociales.
En définitive
Cesser la masturbation compulsive est un processus lent mais réalisable. Un plan structuré et un soutien adapté permettent de surmonter ce challenge et d’atteindre une vie plus équilibrée, pleine d’objectifs plus enrichissants.
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Retranscription des paroles de la vidéo: did I tell you about my first boner though that that’s always a good origin story it’s like [ __ ] X-Men Origins Wolverine like I have a whole story for my first boner how how would you even remember your first boner because it was a really special occasion like it was my first planned boner like like I’d always got you know you get the random boners you’re like oh my PP is a little hard that’s odd you know as a kid it’s not odd now like I know it’s going on now but all right back then you don’t know and I remember the very first time I I started a corate things I was like hm when I see boobies my pee pee gets a little firmer so for the for the first time in my life I went out of my way to look at boobies and I remember when my wiener got hard and it was a really it was a strange occasion CU like I didn’t know what to type in to find any of that so I typed in the word fudge and on like the fourth page of Google Images was a woman with an extremely hairy vagina and it was enough to get me hard and I was like oh [ __ ] what do I do now what’s the next step so I tried to suck my own dick but since I wasn’t flexible I compensated for like the lack of mouth on wiener action like the distance between them I compensated by pissing into my face at least that was my plan but the second like the second I started to like force urine out of my wiener I couldn’t go through with letting it hit my face so I just like dodged back I was like I’m not doing this I can’t if this is what boners are I don’t like them I just didn’t know how to treat it but yeah remember my first boner I remember when I like once I started getting Mastery of the boners and understanding how they worked I still didn’t jerk off cuz I didn’t know that was what you were supposed to do in that situation so I never really jerked off but I used to do everything else like I’d start SL slapping my boners cuz I thought that felt good even though it hurt I was like oh this is probably normal this is what you do you just slap it around and let it know who boss so every time I would get like a boner even in public I would slap it around it was so embarrassing I used to do it under my desk at school and hope nobody heard or noticed like like you were trying to kill a fly I don’t know I don’t know what my thought process was but like I would I would get a boner and be like I’m got to slap it around and I just start you know just start giving it the business and it wasn’t until like I must have been like 14 when I first learned about jerking off like all the boners up till were just in vain my two friends like two I think it was two like there’s more than one guy who told me that they first use this weird technique where you jack off with your boxer still on you basically just rub your knuckles over your dick and you keep rubbing back and forth like you’re trying to play guitar but with your knuckles against your dick and because it would be over your boxers still would it would feel good without bad friction and but the obvious down side being that uh when you come you do come into your boxers and mhm then then your mommy has to clean that up and be proud of you I don’t know if she has to be proud of you I think that’s only in my family no I I mean if if you’re a parent I guess it would be like I don’t know like a milestone like for real life at achievements like oh oh yeah baby first ejaculation yeah you’re like oh that’s cute he doesn’t know how to hide his [ __ ] yet a I bet he left he even left his porn tabs open honey look at this our song came he just left it out in the open oh he’s just like you honey he’s watching the good old chicks with dicks adorable all right so you touched your wiener in front of a whole basketball I just you’re selling me short there touching my wiener is doing me a Justice I don’t deserve I was beating my wiener like it owed me money that’s good do they also do that in uh America where or anywhere really because I’ve only heard about this in turkey or seen it in Turkey where the entire back row of a classroom in great school will just be jacking off a friend of mine well not a friend of mine a friend of my friends used to jerk off and come during class A lot yeah exactly that’s what but he wasn’t in the back row he would do it in the front row and no like who’s going to stop who like who’s who’s gonna go up to this guy who’s jerking off openly in front of the class and says please don’t do that or like push his hands away from his [ __ ] no one gonna get that close was he alone in it because what I’m talking about is like organized like a whole row of guys would go to the back uh it was just it was just a lone A Lone Ranger I I see well that was a brave man that guy’s a Pioneer probably yeah no that guy really tried to bring about a revolution that no one followed but he had the right idea when you’re jerking off you’re Invincible no one’s going to stop you no one’s going to come up and like take your hand away from your dick like no one’s going to slash your hand away that’s a hero man I bet he’s like d jerking off on Everest right now you know one one of my actual like bucket list items is just jerking off while skydiving and coming before I land that’s something I want to try so I just have a story where you know you know those douchebags who always have to one up your story like you tell them about something cool that happened to you they’re like oh yeah happened to me too but like it was and they tell you some [ __ ] that was that’s just so much cooler than yours and I want to have that story where like you tell me you I don’t know you were you were you were at a bar fight and it was so cool because big guy he got tackled through a post and I’ll go that’s nice have you ever [ __ ] while freef falling yeah I’ve always wanted like an Ace in the Hole type story where if someone’s trying to me I’d be like no no no no no no you sit down and listen to this but I don’t have anything like that yet yeah yeah exactly I have you ever shoved a dilder up your ass and then like sucked your own dick midair well I don’t think anyone would be impressed by that I think they just be scared kind the jerking off skydiving is cool but adding the dildo is just an extra layer of flavor you didn’t need no Charlie it’s there is a thin line between respect and fear and I dance on it I remember one time my parents and I were going to go to the movies and we had it all planned out but I really wanted to jerk off so I told them straight to their face look I really want to go you know watch some porn and ejaculate and I made them wait for me to go do that finish and then we could go to the movies and we had to go to a later movie cuz I took longer than I anticipated really yeah that must have been an awkward weight I I can’t even imagine well I mean oh because there’s like it’s it’s like Bittersweet you know like your dad must have been like a God damn it we’re gonna miss the movie because it was a goddamn [ __ ] but at the same time wow he’s really he’s committ yeah he’s committed to the craft I think I think there’s a bit of respect there you know like my dad was proud That’s my boy can jerk off just like his old man did yeah 20 minutes now wow he’s still going man nothing used to stop me from jerking off I broke my right hand one time just went Lefty just off pure Instinct I was like I know what to do with this thing just right in there good made sure to tell my parents then too look guys I’m going to have to mix it up and go Lefty this time is that okay am I break family traditions if I do this all right all you’re really committed to involving your family and your yeah yeah I was a weird kid bro I’m not even going to lie to you what it reminds me one time I I was coming as I was staring into my brother’s eyes comfortable I was jacking off and I guess I forgot to lock the room no no I actually here I remember you know like when you wake up in the morning you just have a monster steel erection m and you just want you don’t want to get up without jacking off first because it feel like you just left something in the middle of it it just doesn’t feel right so I started jacking off under the covers and just as I’m about to come the second I’m starting to come like the jizz is in the dick tube but it’s not out yet my brother comes into my room just opens the door and says you are you going to get up or what breakfast breakfast is ready and I I’m just leg spread and I just look at him like into his eyes and I come under the sheets I don’t think he noticed but still yeah it was a little uncomfortable that sounds like it would be a little uncomfortable imagine if that happened to you and your like Dad Mom I it’s your sibling that’s still that’s that’s kind of a well but if if like your I don’t know mom catches you like coming wouldn’t you feel like you were cheating on your dad like I don’t know no well that’s a weird way of putting it but I feel like I was conditioning my parents for that reveal I think they were just waiting for the day they accidentally told me to come eat dinner and they just saw me like spread eagle on the floor just looking up at my computer jerking off or in some weird position [ __ ] hanging from a from a [ __ ] rope in the air doing some of those uh what do they call them the curtain the the drape acrobatics while jerking off I think they just waiting for something unexpected or something disgusting oh my oh here’s uh here’s what I used to when I was still like not not a Believer but like you know if you’re young and people tell you oh all of your dead relatives they’re in heaven and God is real and blah blah blah you believe that [ __ ] right you don’t question it so at some point for some reason I developed this weird Kink where you know I always like it would bug me like wait a minute like all of my dead relatives are in heaven and they’re watching me every moment like even when I take a [ __ ] I used to yeah I us to think yeah just so weird like I don’t have any privacy even when I’m just doing homework or watching TV they’re watching me so and this devolved into this weird Kink where when I was jacking off I would kind of get into it like uh damn yeah they’re watching me and they can’t do a thing about it until I die they cannot question me like my my grandma my grandpa like my entire lineage might be watching me like squeeze my balls right now and they can’t do a thing about it and I still have to live like 60 years and that’s like I I’m going to beat the monkey 60 years and they’re going to have to watch it and that’s only when they get to question me and only then am I going to be embarrassed that just reminded like that for some reason you saying that reminded me I used to jerk off in the weirdest positions because I thought it would feel different I remember the weirdest one I ever tried is I threw my right leg over the computer I was jerking off to and I was just jerking off like into the computer like with my penis head touching the computer it looked like a it was like a it was basically like one a pair of scissors that were open but only on one side like over the computer yeah I get it you were like doing lunges like lunges your computer like squat thrusting [ __ ] your computers it’s kind of cool I guess yeah like I was really into it and I was like yeah yeah you like that you like that but I made sure to like get my foot off there before I came I didn’t want to [ __ ] blast my computer that’d be a really disgusting trip to Best Buy oh sorry we don’t cover ejaculation damage quite some power you got there though oh you tried the old uh the old rusty snowman yeah you got to stay at least two inches back when you do that maneuver we can offer you the new R retina screen to come we can offer you this we can offer you this gel screen so you don’t break the glass I all of that stuff really doesn’t work work like you you Google the ways to jack off like more fun because it just gets boring but you know it’s it doesn’t work that stupid trick of oh use your other hand it will feel like a clumsy stranger why why would I want a clumsy stranger to jack me off yeah I myself I have I’m 25 years old I’ve trained my left hand for 25 years I’ve specialized it its entire purpose is sometimes pick my nose and jack me off it’s a specialist it’s a jack of assassin trained and raised for this one purpose and even that hand has a difficult time sometimes why would I use my right hand why would I want something so clumsy that’s stupid it is that’s like saying he let let us animate this uh snowman so so he can jack you off why no but a stupid just all these dumb techniques it doesn’t work I also just I cannot for [ __ ] jack off with my my right hand even though I’m a righty yeah I don’t know that’s weird I think I told you yeah you told me about that one we talk about dicks behind the scenes too guys it’s it’s not just on stream we’re always talking about dicks it’s it’s it’s sad that’s a secret like Club language yeah I I wonder if I wonder if my upstairs neighbors have heard every story so far I hope they have I hope so I hope so too my choking of the chicken one of the times it just didn’t go the way I planned like I ejaculated before I even started jerking off I don’t even know how it happened but it happened and I panicked I was like this wasn’t part of the plan this was this wasn’t in the blueprints and I immediately just started crying and then I went to my parents like with with obviously is still with [ __ ] trousers I was really young with this one and they were like what’s wrong and visibly taking steps away from me cuz you can smell [ __ ] like it’s got It’s got quite a whiff to it it’s quite the methodus and I I was like I came without touching my pee PE and they’re like it’s okay it happens but I was I was so upset about it and I was crying for the whole night about it and I was like now I have to wait until I can make come again I have to wait I have to wait make sure it’s normal what if it’s not normal what if I’m just going to start coming randomly now when I get boners I can’t do this I can’t handle it I need to wait now and I was just panicking and just going nuts it was so uncomfortable it’s just so fascinating to me I wish I could do it but instead I have to like really beat it hard like I’m trying to squeeze the juice out of a potato just really I cannot do how I don’t know how they do it I also one time got it in my head that it’d be really really sexy if I started peeing before I came that backfired immediately because once I got to the point where I was like ready to ejaculate and I put that on standby to urinate I just pissed my pants and all over my carpet and I was like oh [ __ ] a port Mission a port Mission and then I just like ran to my bathroom while still pissing my my pants but by the time I reached the toilet like I had already had my Vinegar Strokes so then I started coming such a [ __ ] mess I mean the like I I was a [ __ ] well-oiled machine back in my my Prime jerk off days now I’m just standard stuff but back then man that was wacky yeah Mommy’s proud ears is just when you’re TR like you know those com STS and skid marks he’s growing up just like his father I’m surprised there wasn’t bumper stickers on our car my son jerks off a lot and he does it great proud parent I used to bring other objects into the equation too sometimes to see what would stick like I just take whatever was around my room like one time I my dog squeaky toy was in there and I was like you know what this could be cool so as I was jerking off I was squeaking the toy in the other hand needless to say it wasn’t as hot as it was in my head man I really could go on for days about the dumb [ __ ] I used to do wow all about my penis all the my penis has been through so much yeah mine too well yours seems at Le standard mine was just weird I confused it it’s like you know how in exercising they say confuse your muscles my penis was beyond confused for x amount of years my friend made me giggle once when he told me that he beat it so often his dick was calloused like on one side you ever jack off in a hot shower yeah it’s really difficult yeah it gets really dry no not that but I was in this hotel room once when me and my mom were staying someplace and I was younger so I for some reason that like water was just super hot and it was super into it like I like hot showers and it was super steamy and it it started jacking off and I just couldn’t come but I got I got a [ __ ] Grudge like I that was my [ __ ] Moby Dick I was I was going to come I was not going to leave the shower and it went on for so [ __ ] long that I started to get dizzy because it was just so hot and so steamy and just my blood pressure just plummeted because my heart rate was just going up because I was still trying to jack it with like two grams of oxygen left in the [ __ ] shower room so I got out super dizzy I was about collapse on the floor I just had to sit down and my mom of course she didn’t know what the [ __ ] was up she just thought I was taking a shower and and now I’m about to like puke and collapse on the floor so she took me to a doctor so was sitting in front of the doctor doctor’s asking me like have you been physically exerting yourself and I I now I understand what she meant but at the time I said no so she said you know stuff like that can happen sometimes just keep an eye on it or something like that I’m sure she like knew what was up I I bet I wasn’t the only like the first guy I was about to pass out because he jacked off in a hot steamy shower I was just taking a shower I can only imagine from your mom’s perspective what the [ __ ] happened in there yeah I know she was just genuinely concerned yeah I I guess I would be the opposite parent where if my son told me he was like about to faint after he came out of the shower be yeah right [ __ ] [ __ ] is get to your room and finish jacking off there and then I two hours later I just find him on his bed with a [ __ ] heart attack because it was an actual condition but I didn’t believe him I thought he was just lying I did this when I was a child I didn’t know he had an actual heart condition then I’ll feel guilty about myself and I never be able to jack off and the shower again yeah pts flashbacks to my son my my this isn’t funny my son died like [Music] this on the spot he was looking at this very drain as he was jacking it my son used to love the jerk off in here [ __ ] 2our stream all about our disgusting stories of our wieners I love it I wouldn’t have it any other way awesome because yeah P would think of me if she listen to of this and nothing like this has ever like come up I’m gonna send it to her one day just catch her roll off guard here’s Ka behind the scenes the face he doesn’t want you to see yeah yeah you do that Charlie yeah I’m not going to do that don’t worry don’t [Music] worry I get that I don’t know okay I kind of just want to send it to her just to wet our friendship just to you know just test just to test it like is it strong enough like can she handle me at my worst does she deserve me at my best can she handle me at my flaccidus does she deserve me at my hardest yeah like if I’m disgusting to her just because I jack off does she even deserve me when I am loose it and not horny I should send this video to everyone I meet like hey like hey uh Ashley like you and me have been getting close but here’s a video I want you to watch and it’s just five hours of me discussing my erections and uh it’s really important to me that you watch this and then give me a a uh an opinion yeah I’m get into online dating and make it like mandatory viewing for all of your matches hello there future potential wife or breeding mate here is 4 hours of all of my jack off stories and my flaws I expect you to listen to all of it there will be a test once we begin conversation enjoy chapter X is like I talk about trying to suck my own dick at four minutes and 60 seconds yeah time stamps yeah [ __ ] chapters chapter one The Awakening yeah put stars next to the most important ones yeah cubicle yeah just tell just tell the boss to his face REM mind and be like you know sir I do jack off I tried to jerk off stance I actually gave it a nickname I called it the grandfather clock and I spread my legs as far as I could get them like well past shoulder WID and I just let my [ __ ] dangle and I jerked off while like slowly swinging forward so that way it would go forward and back like a pendulum that was kind of cool I had a bunch of different chances I would take just to try it out to see if they they felt any different or any cooler .
Déroulement de la vidéo:
0.799 did I tell you about my first boner
2.28 though that that’s always a good origin
4.12 story it’s like [ __ ] X-Men Origins
5.56 Wolverine like I have a whole story for
7.24 my first boner how how would you even
9.679 remember your first boner because it was
11.44 a really special
13.28 occasion like it was my first planned
15.799 boner like like I’d always got you know
18.4 you get the random boners you’re like oh
19.8 my PP is a little hard that’s odd you
21.56 know as a kid it’s not odd now like I
23.56 know it’s going on now but all right
26.32 back then you don’t know and I remember
28.24 the very first time I I started a corate
30.32 things I was like hm when I see boobies
33.12 my pee pee gets a little firmer so for
36.28 the for the first time in my life I went
38.36 out of my way to look at boobies and I
41.16 remember when my wiener got hard and it
42.559 was a really it was a strange occasion
45.2 CU like I didn’t know what to type in to
47.36 find any of that so I typed in the word
49.6 fudge and on like the fourth page of
51.92 Google Images was a woman with an
53.52 extremely hairy vagina and it was enough
55.96 to get me hard and I was like oh [ __ ]
57.28 what do I do now what’s the next step so
59.6 I tried to suck my own dick but since I
62.64 wasn’t flexible I compensated for like
65.56 the lack of mouth on wiener action like
68.4 the distance between them I compensated
70.04 by pissing into my face at least that
73.0 was my plan but the second like the
75.96 second I started to like force urine out
78.159 of my wiener I couldn’t go through with
80.2 letting it hit my face so I just like
81.88 dodged back I was like I’m not doing
84.439 this I can’t if this is what boners are
86.04 I don’t like them I just didn’t know how
88.6 to treat it but yeah remember my first
90.88 boner I remember when I like once I
93.88 started getting Mastery of the boners
95.6 and understanding how they worked I
97.72 still didn’t jerk off cuz I didn’t know
100.24 that was what you were supposed to do in
102.32 that situation so I never really jerked
104.92 off but I used to do everything else
106.799 like I’d start SL slapping my boners cuz
109.399 I thought that felt good even though it
111.36 hurt I was like oh this is probably
112.56 normal this is what you do you just slap
114.0 it around and let it know who boss so
116.0 every time I would get like a boner even
117.32 in public I would slap it around
120.6 it was so embarrassing I used to do it
122.039 under my desk at school and hope nobody
124.039 heard or
125.719 noticed like like you were trying to
128.8 kill a
129.759 fly I don’t know I don’t know what my
132.52 thought process was but like I would I
134.72 would get a boner and be like I’m got to
136.599 slap it around and I just start you know
139.36 just start giving it the
140.72 business and it wasn’t until like I must
143.72 have been like 14 when I first learned
145.84 about jerking
147.4 off like all the boners up till were
150.16 just in
151.08 vain my two friends like two I think it
154.4 was two like there’s more than one guy
156.84 who told me that they first use this
159.0 weird technique where you jack off with
161.76 your boxer still on you basically just
163.56 rub your knuckles over your dick and you
166.44 keep rubbing back and forth like you’re
168.28 trying to play guitar but with your
169.92 knuckles against your dick and because
171.879 it would be over your boxers still would
174.239 it would feel good without bad
176.56 friction and but the obvious down side
180.04 being that uh when you come you do come
182.0 into your boxers and mhm then then your
184.519 mommy has to clean that up and be proud
186.56 of
188.76 you I don’t know if she has to be proud
191.0 of you I think that’s only in my family
193.519 no I I mean if if you’re a parent I
195.64 guess it would be like I don’t know like
198.04 a milestone like for real life at
199.959 achievements like oh oh yeah baby first
203.08 ejaculation yeah you’re like oh that’s
205.84 cute he doesn’t know how to hide his [ __ ]
208.68 yet
210.239 a I bet he left he even left his porn
212.56 tabs open honey look at this our song
215.84 came he just left it out in the open oh
217.92 he’s just like you honey he’s watching
219.519 the good old chicks with dicks
223.68 adorable all right so you touched your
225.76 wiener in front of a whole basketball I
227.959 just you’re selling me short there
229.28 touching my wiener is doing me a Justice
231.08 I don’t deserve I was beating my wiener
233.239 like it owed me
236.599 money that’s good do they also do that
239.36 in
240.439 uh America where or anywhere really
244.28 because I’ve only heard about this in
245.48 turkey or seen it in Turkey where the
247.64 entire back row of a classroom in great
250.2 school will just be jacking off a friend
253.159 of mine well not a friend of mine a
255.079 friend of my friends used to jerk off
257.079 and come during class A lot yeah exactly
260.56 that’s what but he wasn’t in the back
261.639 row he would do it in the front row and
262.96 no like who’s going to stop who like
264.639 who’s who’s gonna go up to this guy
266.12 who’s jerking off openly in front of the
267.84 class and says please don’t do that or
269.32 like push his hands away from his [ __ ]
270.96 no one gonna get that close was he alone
273.44 in it because what I’m talking about is
274.919 like organized like a whole row of guys
276.919 would go to the back uh it was just it
280.039 was just a lone A Lone Ranger I I see
283.16 well that was a brave man that guy’s a
284.759 Pioneer probably yeah no that guy really
286.68 tried to bring about a revolution that
288.12 no one followed but he had the right
289.919 idea when you’re jerking off you’re
291.4 Invincible no one’s going to stop you no
293.08 one’s going to come up and like take
294.44 your hand away from your dick like no
295.759 one’s going to slash your hand away
297.36 that’s a hero man I bet he’s like d
299.56 jerking off on Everest right
302.24 now you know one one of my actual like
304.96 bucket list items is just jerking off
307.24 while skydiving and coming before I
311.16 land that’s something I want to try so I
314.4 just have a story where you know you
316.52 know those douchebags who always have to
318.319 one up your story like you tell them
320.199 about something cool that happened to
321.36 you they’re like oh yeah happened to me
323.319 too but like it was and they tell you
326.36 some [ __ ] that was that’s just so
327.919 much cooler than yours and I want to
330.36 have that story where like you tell me
332.319 you I don’t know you were you were you
334.16 were at a bar fight and it was so cool
336.039 because big guy he got tackled through a
338.479 post and I’ll go that’s nice have you
341.16 ever [ __ ] while freef falling yeah
343.6 I’ve always wanted like an Ace in the
344.96 Hole type story where if someone’s
346.24 trying to me I’d be like no no no no no
347.84 no you sit down and listen to this but I
349.479 don’t have anything like that yet yeah
351.24 yeah exactly I have you ever shoved a
352.84 dilder up your ass and then like sucked
355.08 your own dick midair well I don’t think
357.68 anyone would be impressed by that I
358.96 think they just be scared kind the
361.08 jerking off skydiving is cool but adding
363.08 the dildo is just an extra layer of
364.72 flavor you didn’t need no Charlie it’s
367.84 there is a thin line between respect and
370.0 fear and I dance on
374.8 it I remember one time my parents and I
377.599 were going to go to the movies and we
379.0 had it all planned out but I really
381.319 wanted to jerk off so I told them
383.44 straight to their face look I really
384.639 want to go you know watch some porn and
387.199 ejaculate and I made them wait for me to
390.319 go do that finish and then we could go
392.28 to the movies and we had to go to a
393.639 later movie cuz I took longer than I
396.919 anticipated really yeah that must have
400.039 been an awkward weight I I can’t even
402.36 imagine well I mean oh because there’s
405.639 like it’s it’s like Bittersweet you know
407.52 like your dad must have been like a God
408.96 damn it we’re gonna miss the movie
410.08 because it was a goddamn [ __ ] but at
412.08 the same time wow he’s really he’s
414.639 committ yeah he’s committed to the craft
417.479 I think I think there’s a bit of respect
419.0 there you know like my dad was proud
420.36 That’s my boy can jerk off just like his
422.24 old man did yeah 20 minutes now wow he’s
425.44 still
428.12 going man nothing used to stop me from
431.0 jerking off I broke my right hand one
432.879 time just went Lefty just off pure
434.84 Instinct I was like I know what to do
436.039 with this thing just right in
440.96 there
443.12 good made sure to tell my parents then
445.36 too look guys I’m going to have to mix
446.56 it up and go Lefty this time is that
448.039 okay am I break family traditions if I
450.56 do
451.68 this all
453.68 right all you’re really committed to
457.0 involving your family and your yeah yeah
460.199 I was a weird kid bro I’m not even going
461.68 to lie to you what it reminds me one
463.96 time I I was coming as I was staring
466.159 into my brother’s
467.639 eyes comfortable I was jacking off and I
471.28 guess I forgot to lock the room no no I
473.599 actually here I remember you know like
475.52 when you wake up in the morning you just
477.0 have a monster steel erection m and you
479.52 just want you don’t want to get up
480.8 without jacking off first because it
482.56 feel like you just left something in the
484.199 middle of it it just doesn’t feel right
487.599 so I started jacking off under the
489.0 covers and just as I’m about to come the
492.68 second I’m starting to come like the
494.8 jizz is in the dick tube but it’s not
497.0 out yet my brother comes into my room
500.24 just opens the door and says you are you
502.479 going to get up or what breakfast
504.44 breakfast is ready and I I’m just leg
507.0 spread and I just look at him like into
510.08 his eyes and I come under the sheets I
513.8 don’t think he noticed but
518.0 still yeah it was a little uncomfortable
521.08 that sounds like it would be a little
524.88 uncomfortable imagine if that happened
526.839 to you and your like Dad
531.0 Mom I it’s your sibling that’s still
534.519 that’s that’s kind of a well but if if
537.08 like your I don’t know mom catches you
538.959 like coming wouldn’t you feel like you
541.279 were cheating on your dad like I don’t
543.8 know no well that’s a weird way of
545.76 putting it but I feel like I was
546.92 conditioning my parents for that reveal
548.48 I think they were just waiting for the
549.6 day they accidentally told me to come
551.16 eat dinner and they just saw me like
552.6 spread eagle on the floor just looking
554.76 up at my computer jerking off or in some
556.839 weird position [ __ ] hanging from a
559.519 from a [ __ ] rope in the air doing
562.12 some of those uh what do they call them
564.44 the curtain the the drape acrobatics
567.56 while jerking off I think they just
569.32 waiting for something unexpected or
571.079 something
573.0 disgusting oh my oh here’s uh here’s
576.48 what I used to when I was still like not
579.64 not a Believer but like you know if
581.6 you’re young and people tell you oh all
583.959 of your dead relatives they’re in heaven
585.56 and God is real and blah blah blah you
587.2 believe that [ __ ] right you don’t
588.24 question it so at some point for some
590.04 reason I developed this weird Kink where
593.76 you know I always like it would bug me
596.12 like wait a minute like all of my dead
598.519 relatives are in heaven and they’re
599.8 watching me every moment like even when
601.279 I take a [ __ ] I used to yeah I us to
603.92 think yeah just so weird like I don’t
606.6 have any privacy even when I’m just
608.2 doing homework or watching TV they’re
610.44 watching me so and this devolved into
612.36 this weird Kink where when I was jacking
614.24 off I would kind of get into it like uh
616.24 damn yeah they’re watching me and they
618.76 can’t do a thing about it until I die
621.48 they cannot question me like my my
624.0 grandma my grandpa like my entire
626.6 lineage might be watching me like
629.12 squeeze my balls right now and they
631.72 can’t do a thing about it and I still
633.88 have to live like 60 years and that’s
635.56 like I I’m going to beat the monkey 60
638.16 years and they’re going to have to watch
639.2 it and that’s only when they get to
640.68 question me and only then am I going to
643.0 be
645.079 embarrassed that just reminded like that
647.32 for some reason you saying that reminded
648.88 me I used to jerk off in the weirdest
650.519 positions because I thought it would
651.519 feel different I remember the weirdest
653.399 one I ever tried is I threw my right leg
656.44 over the computer I was jerking off to
659.079 and I was just jerking off like into the
661.0 computer like with my penis head
663.079 touching the computer it looked like a
666.399 it was like a it was basically like one
669.2 a pair of scissors that were open but
670.959 only on one side like over the computer
674.44 yeah I get it you were like doing lunges
676.2 like lunges your computer like squat
678.76 thrusting [ __ ] your computers it’s
681.639 kind of cool I guess yeah like I was
684.079 really into it and I was like yeah yeah
685.839 you like that you like that but I made
687.32 sure to like get my foot off there
689.04 before I came I didn’t want to [ __ ]
690.519 blast my computer that’d be a really
692.04 disgusting trip to Best Buy oh sorry we
695.2 don’t cover ejaculation
697.12 damage quite some power you got there
699.44 though oh you tried the old uh the old
702.279 rusty snowman yeah you got to stay at
704.16 least two inches back when you do that
706.88 maneuver we can offer you the new R
709.76 retina screen to
711.399 come we can offer you this we can offer
714.24 you this gel screen so you don’t break
716.2 the
717.959 glass
720.16 I all of that stuff really doesn’t work
722.48 work like you you Google the ways to
724.68 jack off like more fun because it just
726.72 gets boring
728.639 but you know it’s it doesn’t work that
732.519 stupid trick of oh use your other hand
735.079 it will feel like a clumsy stranger why
737.56 why would I want a clumsy stranger to
739.12 jack me off yeah I myself I have I’m 25
742.48 years old I’ve trained my left hand for
744.32 25 years I’ve specialized it its entire
747.279 purpose is sometimes pick my nose and
749.639 jack me off it’s a specialist it’s a
753.279 jack of assassin trained and raised for
755.44 this one purpose and even that hand has
757.68 a difficult time sometimes why would I
759.88 use my right hand why would I want
762.399 something so clumsy that’s stupid it is
765.72 that’s like saying he let let us animate
767.44 this uh snowman so so he can jack you
769.959 off why no but a stupid just all these
774.72 dumb techniques it doesn’t work I also
777.079 just I cannot for [ __ ] jack off with my
778.88 my right hand even though I’m a righty
781.0 yeah I don’t know that’s weird I think I
782.32 told you yeah you told me about that
785.959 one we talk about dicks behind the
788.199 scenes too guys it’s it’s not just on
790.199 stream we’re always talking about
793.12 dicks it’s it’s it’s sad that’s a secret
796.92 like Club language yeah I I wonder if I
801.32 wonder if my upstairs neighbors have
802.48 heard every story so far I hope they
804.959 have I hope so I hope so too
809.399 my choking of the chicken one of the
811.56 times it just didn’t go the way I
812.92 planned like I ejaculated before I even
814.959 started jerking off I don’t even know
816.44 how it happened but it happened and I
818.0 panicked I was like this wasn’t part of
819.639 the plan this was this wasn’t in the
821.279 blueprints and I immediately just
823.0 started crying and then I went to my
825.199 parents like with with obviously is
827.199 still with [ __ ] trousers I was really
828.8 young with this one and they were like
831.12 what’s wrong and visibly taking steps
833.759 away from me cuz you can smell [ __ ] like
835.639 it’s got It’s got quite a whiff to it
837.04 it’s quite the methodus and I I was like
839.279 I came without touching my pee PE and
841.72 they’re like it’s okay it happens but I
844.0 was I was so upset about it and I was
846.0 crying for the whole night about it and
847.68 I was like now I have to wait until I
849.199 can make come again I have to wait I
850.88 have to wait make sure it’s normal what
852.279 if it’s not normal what if I’m just
853.639 going to start coming randomly now when
855.199 I get boners I can’t do this I can’t
857.519 handle it I need to wait now and I was
860.12 just panicking and just going nuts it
862.8 was so uncomfortable it’s just so
865.24 fascinating to me I wish I could do it
867.759 but instead I have to like really beat
870.0 it hard like I’m trying to squeeze the
871.48 juice out of a
872.88 potato just really I cannot do how I
875.199 don’t know how they do
876.639 it I also one time got it in my head
879.16 that it’d be really really sexy if I
881.279 started peeing before I came that
883.88 backfired immediately because once I got
886.6 to the point where I was like ready to
887.959 ejaculate and I put that on standby to
890.079 urinate I just pissed my pants and all
892.12 over my carpet and I was like oh [ __ ] a
894.48 port Mission a port Mission and then I
896.04 just like ran to my bathroom while still
898.079 pissing my my
900.32 pants but by the time I reached the
902.48 toilet like I had already had my Vinegar
904.279 Strokes so then I started
908.6 coming such a [ __ ] mess I mean
912.839 the like I I was a [ __ ] well-oiled
916.16 machine back in my my Prime jerk off
918.56 days now I’m just standard stuff but
921.24 back then man that was
923.24 wacky yeah Mommy’s proud ears is just
926.12 when you’re TR like you know those com
928.68 STS and skid marks he’s growing up just
932.72 like his father I’m surprised there
934.0 wasn’t bumper stickers on our car my son
935.839 jerks off a lot and he does it great
938.72 proud
939.88 parent I used to bring other objects
942.16 into the equation too sometimes to see
944.079 what would stick like I just take
945.88 whatever was around my room like one
947.279 time I my dog squeaky toy was in there
949.959 and I was like you know what this could
950.959 be cool so as I was jerking off I was
952.839 squeaking the toy in the other
955.639 hand needless to say it wasn’t as hot as
958.279 it was in my
959.639 head man I really could go on for days
962.56 about the dumb [ __ ] I used to do wow all
965.72 about my penis all the my penis has been
968.279 through so much yeah mine too well yours
971.88 seems at Le standard mine was just weird
973.68 I confused it it’s like you know how in
976.079 exercising they say confuse your muscles
978.44 my penis was beyond confused for x
981.48 amount of
982.839 years my friend made me giggle once when
985.279 he told me that he beat it so often his
987.48 dick was calloused
989.16 like on one
992.72 side you ever jack off in a hot shower
996.12 yeah it’s really difficult yeah it gets
998.759 really dry no not that but I was in this
1003.72 hotel room once when me and my mom were
1006.399 staying someplace and I was younger so I
1011.04 for some reason that like water was just
1012.839 super hot and it was super into it like
1014.88 I like hot showers and it was super
1017.04 steamy and it it started jacking off and
1019.319 I just couldn’t come but I got I got a
1021.759 [ __ ] Grudge like I that was my
1023.56 [ __ ] Moby Dick I was I was going to
1025.959 come I was not going to leave the shower
1028.36 and it went on for so [ __ ] long that
1030.36 I started to get dizzy because it was
1032.319 just so hot and so steamy and just my
1034.4 blood pressure just
1036.0 plummeted because my heart rate was just
1038.12 going up because I was still trying to
1039.679 jack it with like two grams of oxygen
1044.079 left in the [ __ ] shower room so I got
1047.079 out super dizzy I was about collapse on
1049.12 the floor I just had to sit down and my
1051.52 mom of course she didn’t know what the
1053.16 [ __ ] was up she just thought I was
1054.52 taking a shower and and now I’m about to
1056.32 like puke and collapse on the floor so
1058.679 she took me to a doctor so was sitting
1061.52 in front of the doctor doctor’s asking
1063.2 me like have you been physically
1065.039 exerting yourself and I I now I
1068.64 understand what she meant but at the
1069.84 time I said
1071.84 no so she said you know stuff like that
1074.679 can happen sometimes just keep an eye on
1076.52 it or something like that I’m sure she
1078.159 like knew what was up I I bet I wasn’t
1081.44 the only like the first guy I was about
1083.76 to pass out because he jacked off in a
1085.64 hot steamy
1087.28 shower I was just taking a shower I can
1089.88 only imagine from your mom’s perspective
1091.52 what the [ __ ] happened in there yeah I
1093.799 know she was just genuinely concerned
1096.039 yeah I I guess I would be the opposite
1098.6 parent where if my son told me he was
1100.0 like about to faint after he came out of
1101.96 the shower be yeah right [ __ ] [ __ ]
1105.08 is get to your room and finish jacking
1107.2 off there and then I two hours later I
1110.48 just find him on his bed with a [ __ ]
1111.96 heart attack because it was an actual
1113.6 condition but I didn’t believe
1117.4 him I thought he was just lying I did
1120.4 this when I was a child I didn’t know he
1121.76 had an actual heart
1132.679 condition then I’ll feel guilty about
1135.08 myself and I never be able to jack off
1138.0 and the shower again yeah pts flashbacks
1141.96 to my son my my this isn’t funny my son
1145.12 died like
1146.13 [Music]
1147.679 this on the spot he was looking at this
1150.12 very drain as he was jacking
1152.4 it my son used to love the jerk off in
1157.52 here [ __ ] 2our stream all about our
1161.12 disgusting stories of our wieners I love
1163.76 it I wouldn’t have it any other way
1165.24 awesome because
1167.24 yeah P would think of me if she listen
1170.52 to of
1172.2 this and nothing like this has ever like
1174.6 come
1176.799 up I’m gonna send it to her one day just
1179.28 catch her roll off guard here’s Ka
1181.48 behind the scenes the face he doesn’t
1183.919 want you to see yeah yeah you do that
1186.36 Charlie yeah I’m not going to do that
1188.039 don’t
1188.96 worry don’t
1193.32 [Music]
1195.799 worry I get that I don’t know okay
1199.24 I kind of just want to send it to her
1200.52 just to wet our friendship just to you
1202.32 know just test just to test it like is
1205.76 it strong enough like can she handle me
1207.52 at my worst does she deserve me at my
1211.0 best can she handle me at my flaccidus
1213.72 does she deserve me at my hardest yeah
1216.12 like if I’m disgusting to her just
1217.64 because I jack off does she even deserve
1220.84 me when I am loose it and not
1227.159 horny
1229.08 I should send this video to everyone I
1230.52 meet like hey like hey uh Ashley like
1234.799 you and me have been getting close but
1236.64 here’s a video I want you to watch and
1238.24 it’s just five hours of me discussing my
1240.64 erections and uh it’s really important
1243.799 to me that you watch this and then give
1245.2 me a a uh an opinion yeah I’m get into
1249.32 online dating and make it like mandatory
1251.36 viewing for all of your matches hello
1253.72 there future potential wife or breeding
1256.48 mate here is 4 hours of all of my jack
1260.24 off stories and my flaws I expect you to
1263.2 listen to all of it there will be a test
1265.559 once we begin conversation enjoy chapter
1269.039 X is like I talk about trying to suck my
1271.96 own dick at four minutes and 60 seconds
1274.32 yeah time
1275.6 stamps yeah [ __ ] chapters chapter one
1278.679 The Awakening yeah put stars next to the
1282.32 most important ones
1285.76 yeah cubicle yeah just tell just tell
1288.72 the boss to his face REM mind and be
1290.12 like you know sir I do jack
1294.2 off I tried to jerk off stance I
1297.679 actually gave it a nickname I called it
1299.159 the grandfather clock and I spread my
1301.32 legs as far as I could get them like
1302.76 well past shoulder WID and I just let my
1305.48 [ __ ] dangle and I jerked off while like
1308.559 slowly swinging forward so that way it
1310.2 would go forward and back like a
1311.799 pendulum that was kind of
1315.919 cool I had a bunch of different chances
1318.4 I would take just to try it out to see
1319.919 if they they felt any different or any
1322.039 cooler
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